So, here it is…. the most honest pitch you’re ever going to read:
I love kids, I love puppies & kittens, I volunteer. I have nice hair (my Mom said so). I have a nice smile (my Dad said so, he is a Dentist). I sell homes, I’m considerate of other people & I’m considerate of the environment. I recycle. I run only Energy Star Appliances. I ride a bicycle. I have a Corvette (that always gets the guys attention). I’m a vegetarian, who also eats meat. I don’t sleep. Sleeping is for agents who don’t succeed.
Let me say that again, because I slipped it in there perhaps unnoticed. I sell homes.
Life experience and the many hats we have worn will make us who we are. My experience of many hats has given me the background that makes me a truly wonderful person. Plus I have tons of experience, but that’s an aside. I’m a nice person, and I can be funny.
That’s the type of real estate agent I am. The best kind. Don’t you want me working on your behalf?
Seriously! I’m so tired of reading the same old lines from realtors who tell you how great they are at this and that. You must be tired of it too. Look, the gig just ain’t that hard once you learn the laws and the rules. Ya help your client find a home they love, fill out a ton of paperwork, kick the seller around a bit to lower the price, and badda bing, badda boom, ya got your client a new house. But then, maybe I’m just a genius, and it’s easy for me. I mean it is possible, I have above average intelligence (my Guidance Counselor told me so). Sometimes it’s all about personality. That’s also possible; I have a great personality (I have references).
Here is the honest part that other agents are afraid to put in words: I sell real estate so I can pay my bills. Yes, I enjoy it. I don’t believe anyone should work this many hours at a job they don’t like. But, let’s face it, sometimes I’d rather be rafting or gardening or going to car shows. You know I’m right. It’s like any other job that anyone else has. I’ve been in finance, marketing, human resources and management. I love this the best. But, come on peeps, If I had the cash, I’d be in Cancun… drinking from coconuts, climbing the Aztec ruins, and relaxing on white sands.
So, if you want an honest agent you’ve stumbled on to one. Me. If you want someone who wants to dazzle you with the same old sales lines there are plenty peeking out at you from the Internet.
Thanks for staying with me so far.
Look, if ya find a house you want to look at, call me. I’ll take you anywhere you want to go and we’ll go check it out. Umm, OK, we’re talking about houses that are for sale and not houses that you just want to see inside of. I like looking at other people’s stuff, too, but my ‘magic key’ only lets me into houses on the market.
I won’t bug you for the rest of your life and, well, we might even have fun during the buying process.
If ya have a home you want to sell, call me for that too. I can’t sell the Brooklyn Bridge (actually I think I did buy it myself a long, long time ago), but I can sell your home for you at the right price.
After all, I AM the best real estate agent there is.
You can check it yourself on my website: http://www.NormaSellsNJHomes.com